We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken
Your first favorite band always has a special place in your heart, even if you fell in love with a new one.
*Ryan bursts through wall* HOW DARE YOU IMPUGN THE HONOR OF THE INTERGALACTIC ALLIANCE
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.
did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body
- Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
- Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
Who’s more dominant: It’s an ongoing battle that Derek wins in public but Stiles wins in private.
Who’s the cuddler: Derek. It’s a constant state of Stiles waking up without the use of his limbs because Derek is clinging to him. But Stiles will also cuddle during movies and pack meets.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Stiles usually little and Derek usually big but they switch it up from time to time, and on days when Derek’s life is particularly hard.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: What non-sexual activity. Stiles makes everything into a sexual activity. Whether with jokes or that mouth, and Derek’s abs are helping literally no one.
Who cooks: Derek. Learned from his dad, learned from Laura, then had to do it on his own for a while.
Who comes home drunk at 3am: Stiles, after nights with Scott, he’s far more cuddly those nights and clothes don’t last very long which is why Derek knows to wait for him naked in bed, or on the kitchen counter.
Who kills the spiders: Stiles. Derek hates being the cause of anything’s death. Which is why Stiles tries not to kill them when he’s around and releases them into the wild instead.
Who falls asleep first: Stiles. Passed out and drooling on Derek’s shoulders more times than not.
A head canon: Derek’s the most bottomy bottom of all bottoms.
Their relationship summed up in a gif: